Tips # 1 Mistakes are things that mortals create

Greetings to all who may come across These notes of mine. If you are reading this, it seems you have also earned yourself the ire of the Olympians. I must say, though they are of short temper deity no normal man or woman would earn themselves a spot in this place. It seems you have angered an Olympian of high stature. Fret not though, for it is understandable for mere mortals such as we to make mistakes. 

Writing this down reminds me of mine own . My foolishness in believing that i was capable of cheating death, of capturing a god. However, i believe it is no mistake for humans to strive for greater heights. And it seems the gods have, in some twisted sense, granted my wish. For you and I have arrived here in a place where mortals are granted immortality though unfortunately not as a mean of reward, but of eternal suffering. And to that i can only say Abandon all hope, ye who enter here. For once a man have entered this place, there is no leaving.

You may find yourself scrambling, searching for ways to escape, however do please abandon such thoughts. Your resistance is merely a folly to those foul deity. The only salvation you may hope to find is in relinquished desires. Do not make the same mistakes as i did. Your craving for freedom and the sweet release of death shall never be granted to you. As such i say to you, it would be best for you to follow their wishes, however absurd those demands maybe. If you do, perhaps you shall be granted a slight reprieve in this eternal sufferings. As have i been granted this instruments to record and collect my thoughts. 

Just to reiterate, you have incurred divine wrath by fouling the moods of those deity. Don't be too harsh on yourself for that mistake, for you now have all the time in the world to reflect upon that. Give up all hope you might have had on escaping. It's better to just go along with their musing, perhaps Fortuna shall look upon you with pity. 

And lastly, welcome to your newest—and final—destination: Tartarus.

Cheater of death, King of hubris,

Sisyphus